Thursday, November 01, 2007

oh the love life of a dog owner..


My friend took his dog to a group function, dressed in my dog’s Hawaiian shirt.. here’s the conversation that ensues..

me: how the hawaiian dog do?

Fuzz: not too bad

he was a hit regardless

girls love dogs

me: (I laugh)

that's the real reason you adopted one isn't it!!

Okay.. i'll admit.. chicks dig dogs and chicks with dogs dig guys who dig dogs

Fuzz: only...

it's not bouncing off the dog to me

just to the dog

me: (I laugh harder)

Fuzz: he's like this huge black hole

i'm just the guy holding the leash, limiting his fun

me: (laughing so hard my eyes are all squinty)

Fuzz: i wish it would rub off...

even a little

is that too much to ask??

me: it is

sorry..

dogs are little attention whores

morgan will suck up every little bit and leave me nothing

Fuzz: no kidding!!!

messed up i tell you

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