Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Monday, November 12, 2007
Saturday, November 03, 2007
Thursday, November 01, 2007
oh the love life of a dog owner..
My friend took his dog to a group function, dressed in my dog’s Hawaiian shirt.. here’s the conversation that ensues..
me: how the hawaiian dog do?
Fuzz: not too bad
he was a hit regardless
girls love dogs
me: (I laugh)
that's the real reason you adopted one isn't it!!
Okay.. i'll admit.. chicks dig dogs and chicks with dogs dig guys who dig dogs
it's not bouncing off the dog to me
just to the dog
me: (I laugh harder)
Fuzz: he's like this huge black hole
i'm just the guy holding the leash, limiting his fun
me: (laughing so hard my eyes are all squinty)
Fuzz: i wish it would rub off...
even a little
is that too much to ask??
me: it is
dogs are little attention whores
morgan will suck up every little bit and leave me nothing
Fuzz: no kidding!!!
messed up i tell you